December 15, 2009

Ericsson has bone bruise, Janik called up



Well, it could have been much worse. In fact, watching the video (and the freeze frame, thanks to @mserven), I would have bet dollars to donuts that it was Kronwall-esque or longer. All this does is add to Ericsson's lore: first, missing only one game following an emergency appendectomy, followed by many more quick recoveries. Clearly, Jonathan Ericsson is a descendant of Chuck Norris. Anyway, the official word is deep bone bruise on his left knee, reaching to his calf muscle. Tests revealed no structural damage, and the general consensus seems to be 2-3 weeks that Big Rig will be out of action.

In somewhat-related news, former Red Wing Aaron Ward was placed on waivers by the Carolina Hurricanes yesterday. He cleared at noon today, but some out there are questioning whether he'd be a good fit back on this roster. I gotta say no, because at some point these bodies are going to start coming back, and this is why you sign NHL-level guys to play in Grand Rapids.

Speaking of which, Chris McCosky of the Detroit News tells us it'll be Doug Janik -- and not Jakub Kindl -- that has been recalled to replace Ericsson on the active roster. It makes sense for a few reasons: Janik plays the penalty kill, like Ericsson. And Johnny isn't allowed anywhere near the power play, which is Kindl's forte.

Darren Helm is recovering nicely, and may be back in on Thursday, though I gotta say if he doesn't score on his first shift, he'll have to endure comparisons to The Most Fascinating Man on the Planet: Kris Newbury (not really).

The Fix: Needing More Cowbell...and Norris

This isn't the first time we've been inspired by Chuck...and it certainly won't be the last

All things considered, the Wings have managed the past few months with surprising success. There aren't a whole lot of teams who could watch their entire second line evaporate and still remain in contention for the division (only 4 pts back as of this morning, hallelujah!).

While we're certainly enjoying the moment here at TPL, there is still cause for concern as one of the primary "trouble areas" (and no ladies, we're not talking about your hips) coming into the season remains unresolved: Where will the scoring come from. With that in mind, we continue our series on "The Fix."

While the past few games indicate progress in our ability to find the twine, a look at the stats shows we're WELL off last year's goal scoring pace. At the end of the season, we were averaging 3.6 GF/game (with 2.98 against). This season we nearly an entire point off that mark, registering a measly 2.79.

Before we totally piss on the campfire, there are some bright spots this year. Pavel and Hank are still our #1 and 2 points guys. Bertuzzi...amazingly, has slid into Hossa's #3 spot, though the chances of him potting 40 by the end of the season are a little unrealistic (or are they?). There have also been some revelations. Homer, who ended last season as our #12 points man (though you have to cut him some slack for only playing 53 games) is now right behind Voldemort, and Buckets...despite the injury this year...is sitting at #5, up from a somewhat underachieving 9 slot at the close of '08 (regular season). *For a complete list, see bottom of the post.

After enjoying the Bertuzzi "Chuck Woolrey Special" (2 goals, 2 games...we'll be back with 2 in 2? ...anyone? ...moving along) this weekend, Michael and I started thinking about who would be the next talent to emerge this year as a go-to. Looking at last year's scoring charts brought some clarity, and it confirms what we already suspected - our blueliners need to step up in the scoring department...particularly Mr Norris.

Since the lockout, our animatronic defensemen has been in the top 3 or 4 points-getters on the team. This year? He's barely clearing the double digits at #9. In fact, whereas last year we had two blueliners in our top 5 (Nick and Raffy), 33 games into this year, we've got none...though Kronner, injury and all...is knocking on the door at #6.

With all the flash we've had in the past up front, I've always seen this team as one built around the defensemen. They're the ones leading the rush, controlling the tempo, making the PP hum. I'm hesitant to complain in the midst of a (much needed) 3 game streak, but to be a force in the playoffs and continue to gain in the division, I don't see how we go the distance without guys like Lidstrom lighting the lamp on a consistent basis.


Full List of Points-Getters, in Order of....Gettin?
2008-09: Pavel, Z, Shoulder, Norris, Raffy, Mulo, Scuttles, Kronner, Buckets, Sammy, Flip, Homer, Kopy (what?), Drapes, Domer

2009-10: Z, Pavel, Bertz, Homer, Newfie, Kronner, Drapes, Raffy, Norris, Rig, Eavesm Stu, Helm, Mr Vanilla, Flip

Red Wings defeat NHL Property #602


Penalty, Goal, Penalty. That's how it's done, Bertuzzi!

Well, the Red Wings won the game, but lost another body. Johnny Ericsson's left knee is going to be the story, but the Wings got past Ilya Bryzgalov and walked away with a 3-2 regulation win against the Coyotes. On to the festivities...

GATHER 'ROUND CHILDREN, 'TIS THE STORY OF KRIS NEWBURY
1. Who the hell? Kris Newbury?
2. What the hell, Kris  Newbury?
3. WHAT THE HELL? KRIS NEWBURY!
4. What the hell, Kris Newbury?
5. Thanks for playing, Kris Newbury.

TPL'S TAKE
1. All joking aside, that was possibly the most awesome first shift imaginable. Kris Newbury gets a penalty immediately - an absolutely ridiculous goalie interference call. I don't EXACTLY know how it works in the AHL, but I'm pretty sure you can't hurdle goalies there, either. But before he can get to the bench from the box, he scores on a beautiful tic-tac-toe pass from Draper. He followed up that performance with another penalty. Kyle at BDS may have said it best: "If you thought Justin Abdelkader or Todd Bertuzzi took stupid penalties, wait until Newbury gets into the lineup."
2. Justin Abdelkader came down the left wing on the penalty kill, ending in a relatively harmless play. Seconds later, Patrick Eaves came down the same wing and snapped a nifty wrist shot past Bryzgalov. It was only the second shorthanded goal of the season (Kirk Maltby had the other). For what it's worth, my TPL partner-in-crime Rob more or less called the Eaves goal tonight. Via e-mail at 12:05pm, and I quote: "Candidate for breakout player: Eaves...I dunno...something...I love that kid."
3. A goal didn't come of it, but the first power play opportunity was absolutely phenomenal. Great passes, clicking at 100mph. If it's a sign of things to come, perhaps the PP woes (giggity) will be solved, too.
4. Adding insult to injury, the first Coyote goal came while Jonathan Ericsson was clutching his knee on the ice. It looks bad, folks. I'm no doctor, but I do have legs - and mine don't bend that way. I haven't heard an update, but if I had to guess, I'm thinking MCL. The hit was clean, it was just unfortunate that Shane Doan's knee collided with Ericsson's. Later, Doan would take a puck to the face while on the bench. He stayed in the game, thus winning the Doan/Ericsson free-for-all. For the record, the whistle isn't blown if Team A's player is injured and Team B has possession. If all it took to get a whistle was falling to the ice, hockey would look like soccer (however, in defense of soccer, if you had me running for ninety minutes with no breaks and only three exchanges, I'd hit the deck as much as possible, too, to get some oxygen for 15 seconds).
5. Wait a second, Derek Meech scored?
6. Speaking of which, Ilya Bryzgalov looked really shaky. More than once, he was saved by defensemen, or the post, or Vishnu. The Wings got in his head early and stayed there, it seemed. More on that later.
7. Yet another Budd Lynch "Last Minute of Play" Goal against the Red Wings. Jimmy Howard rebounded from the last one, and seemed to rebound from this one, too. I'm mostly concerned for the first couple of minutes following an intermission after a goal like that, and Howard looked solid. Hopefully, he's over those yips he displayed at the beginning of the season.
8. SURPRISE! Todd Bertuzzi continued his no-look passes to nowhere and spin-o-ramas, although one of the latter almost worked in the first. All in all, a pretty decent game, but I don't have any curly fries coming, so he's back on my shit-list. That's how I roll.
9. Patrick Eaves played a hell of a game. Aside from that shorty, he had a ton of shots, and a lot of great opportunities. He was everywhere all night. I'm a big fan. As is Rob.
10. Brian Rafalski failed to clear the puck of the defensive zone TWICE in the final minute (after Bryzgalov vacated the Phoenix net). Dude. Get it OUT of the damn zone. I couldn't believe the first one, a weak-wristed dribbler -- and seconds later, again. Amazing. He iced the puck a moment later, just to get a second to regain composure. The Yotes won the draw, and had a good scoring chance with two seconds left, and Jimmy Howard bailed everyone out. Ballgame.

REVISITING THE PRE-GAME QUICK THOUGHTS
1. The winning streak does, indeed, continue. That's three in a row. This is a busy week for the Wings, with three more games coming up, so taking points where we can get 'em is imperative.
2. Bertuzzi didn't play bad by any stretch of the imagination. But he didn't score twice, either. Tease.
3. Zetterberg and Datsyuk were still buzzing, but nothing to show for it - goals came from the unlikeliest of sources.
4. Solving Bryzgalov was key. And solve him the Wings did. Like I mentioned above, he looked rather shaky, and at least a half dozen pucks got BY him - not necessarily into the net obviously, but he was certainly having trouble reigning shots in.
5. Howard played well -- well enough to fend off Osgood for now. I feel like (and mentioned the same on the podcast) that he needs to play five perfect games to offset a good game by Osgood. That's just how it's done 'round here, and I'm sure he knows it. When all is said and done, he played well and didn't make it any easier for Chris Osgood to "earn back" that starting role -- assuming he lost it.

What's next?
The Wings host the Lightning on Thursday. I have another holiday party to attend that night, which means Todd Bertuzzi will score 4 times.

Photo Credit: Paul Sancya, AP

December 14, 2009

12/14 :: Red Wings vs. Hamil--Kansa--Phoenix. Just Phoenix.


Remember this tie-dye nightmare of a logo?




WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
Monday, December 14th, 2009. 7:30pm. Phoenix Coyotes @ Detroit Red Wings.

WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
1. What -- Bertuzzi can't get me curly fries? Chump.
2. Red Wings riding a two-game streak, but have another injury in Darren Helm (oh noes!)
3. Phoenix is significantly exceeding expectations, proving its not a fluke after 30+ games.

NOW WHERE WERE WE?
The Wings and Yotes met in Phoenix on October 22nd. The Wings lost, in overtime, by a score of 3-2. Detroit got goals from Tomas Holmstrom and Brett Lebda. Derek Meech, Brad May, and Patrick Eaves were all healthy scratches (remember when we had healthy scratches?).

WHAT'S HAPPENED SINCE THEN
At the time, only Lilja and Franzen were injured. Filppula followed a few games later, and eventually the Wings would lose Williams, Kronwall, and Cleary. Leino fell out of favor with Uncle Mike, and Todd Bertuzzi tore a hole in the space-time continuum and conjured up some 2003 for us.

OH, HI AGAIN
Former Red Wing Robert Lang is now a Phoenix Coyotes. Perhaps he'll be unbelievably lazy just being near old nemesis Mike Babcock.

MEMBA ME?!
The Wings have two former Desert Dogs - Brad May and Dan Cleary. May played a little more than two seasons in Phoenix (scoring 30 goals, I might add), while Cleary scored six goals over 68 games as a member of the Coyotes.

BEST NAME NOMINEE
I'm tempted to go with Vernon Fiddler, simply for the creepy Deliverance-like feel, but I think we all know the correct answer is Zbynek Michalek. Yes, Pat, a vowel sounds great.

THEIR LAST GAMES
--Detroit beat the Predators on Saturday, in overtime, by a score of 3-2.
--Phoenix defeated the Sharks, also on Saturday, the final score being 2-1.

RECORDS
--Detroit Red Wings :: 16-11-5 (3rd in Central, 9th in West) :: 9-6-2 at home.
--Winnipeg Jets :: 19-11-2 (3rd in Pacific, 6th in West) :: 7-6-2 on the road.

COYOTES YOU SHOULD KNOW
Shane Doan :: Scottie Upshall :: Ed Jovanovski :: Johnny Cash :: Keith Yandle :: Ilya Bryzgalov

EXPECTED LINEUP
Kris Newbury was called up to replace the all-of-a-sudden injured Darren Helm. Son of a bitch. Oy...that's seven.

Datsyuk -- Zetterberg -- Holmstrom
Bertuzzi -- Eaves -- Leino
Miller -- Abdelkader -- Draper
Maltby -- Newbury -- May

Lidstrom -- Rafalski
Stuart -- Ericsson
Lebda -- Meech

Howard (starts)
Osgood

Injury
Andreas "Ain't No Sunshine" Lilja
Johan "Just the Two of Us" Franzen
Valtteri "Lovely Day" Filppula
Jason "Lean on Me" Williams
Niklas "Grandma's Hands" Kronwall
Dan "Use Me" Cleary
Darren "Lonely Town" Helm

QUICK THOUGHTS
1. Can the Red Wings build on their current win streak, and make it three in a row for the first time since November 11-14?
2. Todd Bertuzzi has scored four goals in the past two games - including both winners. If he can keep up that pace while guys like Franzen and Filppula are recovering, the Wings may just get through this adversity yet. Since I know now that Bertuzzi reads TPL, how bout some Curly Fries big guy? It'll really help relations in the Petrella-Bertuzzi Accord.
3. Speaking of which, the primary guys like Henrik Zetterberg and Pavel Datsyuk need to be the leaders on the ice. They've contributed in the form of assists, but it would be really swell if Z would start burying some of these chances he's getting.
4. Ilya Bryzgalov is having a hell of a season, and has always been a hell of a goalie. Presumably he'll be playing, so if the Wings can solve him, they should feel good about themselves heading into games against Tampa and Dallas.
5. Controversy alert! Despite Chris Osgood's strong performance, Jimmy Howard gets the start again. He'll have to match Osgood, since he'll always be playing from behind in a goaltending duel.

WHAT WE LEARNED vs. the Predators
Lost makes more sense than Todd Bertuzzi.

COYOTE WE COVET (JJ Special)
Peter Mueller. For the record, Matthew Lombardi is the resident Italian and Sami Lepisto is Valtteri Filppula's best friend.

Oh, Darren!



COME ON!

Per the Detroit News, Darren Helm is out with a wrist injury and has no immediate timetable for return, though it doesn't SOUND to be too serious.

In his place, Kris Newbury was called up from Grand Rapids and WILL be in the lineup tonight against the Coyotes.

Shout out to On the Wings, who was the first to break it via Twitter.

The Obstructed View Podcast




Oh my God, is that what I sound like?

Kris from Snipe Snipe Dangle Dangle, Casey from Winging it in Motown, Chris Hollis from Motown Wings, producer extraordinaire Brian Kiernicki, and yours truly took part in the inaugural Red Wings podcast, titled The Obstructed View. You can hear the first episode via the following methods:

Direct Download

Visit the Obstructed View website

Subscribing to the iTunes channel

Check back every week for a new episode, with your favorite Red Wing bloggers. And if you aren't already, follow The Obstructed View on Twitter right now to keep up on the latest podcast news.

It was a ton of fun - many thanks to Chris Hollis and Brian Kiernicki for including me, and to Casey and Kris for putting up with my various nonsense in vocal form. Frankly, I can't wait for it to be my turn again. Maybe by then, Todd Bertuzzi will have fallen off the map again and we can talk about that.

December 13, 2009

Red Wings win back-to-back Overtime games (which is quite something)


Come on boys, beers are on me. I'll tell you about the time I ate a man's heart. No wait, I mean "scored two goals in back-to-back games." That's what I said the first time. Shut up, Lebda

Really late, DVRed recap of the Red Wings/Predators tilt. Rob will have more to say, as he watched the game a little more closely than I did.

Anyone know the last time the Red Wings won back-to-back overtime games? December 6th and 10th, 2008. Yes, yes I did look it up.

TPL'S TAKE
1. I've already given my thoughts about Bertuzzi's amazing weekend, but even more than the goals, I liked seeing him take exception to Kevin Klein roughing up Patrick Eaves in front of Renne in the first period. He looks legitimately pissed that someone was picking on his teammate. GOOD. Get mad. SOMEONE...
2. On the dumbass-brainfart during a PK by Brian Rafalski (who lost the puck behind his own net when he was STUNNED that the Predators were allowed back there...), Chris Osgood made a great save on a shot he shouldn't have had to face from Dan Hamhuis. After the pass from Legwand, that shot was destined for the back of the net, but Osgood made a great save.
3. No bullshit, Terry Crisp said the following during the first period: "...we've been picking on Pekka for picking up the puck. But as soon as he puts the puck in play..." In related news, Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, and purchased the Pittsburgh Penguins. Penis.
4. Great pass from Datsyuk to Zetterberg, who can't finish on the power play late in the first period. Dude, for real, those have to start going in.
5. The first Bertuzzi goal. Really, dude? All this time we've been beginning you to stop the spin-o-ramas. Great pass from Drew Miller, and Bertuzzi made some magic happen by just sending it to the net. Again. That's how you need to score goals in 2009-10.
6. "Oh dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, no" is what I thought when I saw Darren Helm fall to the ice. He healed himself with awesomeness on the bench and was no worse for wear.
7. Zetterberg, Datsyuk and DREW MILLER combine for goal #2? Whatever it takes, yo. Nice hand-eye coordination on Miller. The referees get on the phone because it was an obvious goal by the Red Wings. Gotta try to make up a rule to shaft the Red Wings in a few minutes...
8. All of a sudden, the PK looks pretty decent. Very improved the last few weeks. Despite the first Predators goal (which did come on the power play), the kill is infinitely better than it has been most of the season.
9. Nifty move by Bertuzzi in overtime. Great feed by Datsyuk, Bertuzzi actually BEAT SOMEONE IN A FOOT RACE (I know what you're thinking. They were not, in fact, actually statues), and game over. Beautiful.
10. Required reading: Confessions of a Red Wing Fan at Snipe Snipe Dangle Dangle. Blaming ourselves for the injury situation (and blaming me for the intent to blow nonsense).

REVISITING THE PRE-GAME QUICK THOUGHTS
1. I promised Bertuzzi would start chipping away my hate for him if he had another game like Friday. Well, he must have been reading because he delivered almost the same damn thing. I still hate him, but I hate him less than I did Thursday. All of a sudden he's on pace for 20 goals.
2. Chris Osgood played really well. Does he feel pressure to win "back" the starting goalie position? I inclined to blame him for the second goal, where he stayed on his ass for some reason and he flopped around the general vicinity of the net.
3. Still no goal from Nick - the count is at 29 games. That's an eternity. Imagine how he feels.
4. Ville Leino may not have gotten on the scorecard, but there weren't any moments when I mistook him for a retarded monkey, so a win nonetheless.
5. Datsyuk didn't finish, but he did deliver two assists (and should have had a third on that nifty Zetterberg feed), which is nice.

What's next?
The Red Wings play the Hamilton BlackBerries on Monday.

Photo Credit: Kate Humphrey, AP

The Greatest 24 Hours of Todd Bertuzzi's Life


Take THAT, TPL's credibility!

I bet you came here to TPL, expecting to see it on fire. Well, friends, I'm just as surprised as you are that the world hasn't ceased to exist, or that a ominous black hole hasn't opened right next door, taking me back to the real Earth where things make sense.

I missed tonight's Nashville game. It's DVR'ed, don't you worry. I'm sure I'll catch up sooner or later, but tonight was a night for Christmas parties in Brooklyn, so I don't have my normal post-game face on, but I simply couldn't go to bed without making mention of Todd Bertuzzi.

I would like to share with you some of the texts, emails, instant messages and tweets I've received in the last 24 hours:

12/11 9:47pm FACEBOOK (Clay) :: NOW BERTUZZI??????????? THE WORLD IS ENDING!
12/11 10:08pm TEXT (Mom) :: You're going to eat shit on the blog tomorrow!
12/11 10:12pm EMAIL (Rob) :: CHICKEN DINNER! And who was it? Mr. Personality himself...you know him...you love him...Todd Bertuzzi.
12/11 10:13pm TWITTER (chollis) :: I can't wait to read @mpetrella's reaction.
12/11 10:14pm TWITTER (PioneerHall) :: I can't wait to hear it. ;-) @mpetrella.
12/12 9:06pm TEXT (Mom) :: So can you eat crow two days in a row?
12/12 9:15 pm TWITTER (chollis) :: Wow. Bertuzzi. What's up dude. Any thoughts @mpetrella?
12/12 10:47pm TEXT (Mom) :: R U HOME?????!!!
12/12 10:49pm TEXT (Mom) :: Ok. You're gonna love the end of the gm.
12/12 11:10pm FACEBOOK (Clay) :: Back to back nights?????
12/12 11:30pm COMMENT (Baroque) :: Watching hockey is giving me an existential crisis. Time is out of joint and my reality is all askew.
12/13 12:06am BBM (Casey) :: Wait til you see the game haha
12/13 12:10am TWITTER (ScrappyOctopus) :: @mpetrella Hahaha. Fucking Bert. Dude. Hahaha

After receiving a few of the above messages on my phone during the Christmas party, I went online to check out the box score, see what the hubbub was all about. As soon as I saw Bertuzzi had scored the winner in overtime again, I chuckled, shook my head, and smiled. My fiancee says to me, "don't tell me Todd Bertuzzi scored in overtime again." Even she knew what that look was about. This is why I'm marrying her.

I love it. I'm probably one of the biggest Bertuzzi bashers out there, so I felt like it was my place to eat some crow yesterday, which I did, with gusto. I LOVE that my life is a direct conduit for what Todd Bertuzzi is up to, it proves that you're paying attention. I wouldn't trade that for the world.

I'm a big boy, I'll take my licks. In fact, I said in the original anti-Bertuzzi post from this summer, I'll be HAPPY to say I was wrong when and if. But, I also expect everyone to admit that he sucks from time to time. I don't remember being bombarded with "hey, you're right" when he had FOUR GOALS IN THIRTY GAMES. As I said in the comments on Babcock's Death Stare this morning, I played in college and while I wasn't exactly a big-time goal scorer (hence my job in NOT hockey), if you put me on a line with Pavel Datsyuk and/or Henrik Zetterberg and/or Dan Cleary and/or Valtteri Fippula and/or Johan Franzen for thirty games, I PROMISE I'd have more than four goals. I would have scored five by accident alone. And I'd do it for a million dollars less than Bertuzzi did (Kenny, call me).

No, friends, I'm not ready to go over to Team Protuzzi (copyright, Petrella 2009). I think these last two games were incredible, and I HOPE he keeps the torrent pace up, but I'll be right here to drop some I told you so on ya when he doesn't score again until March. In the meantime, keep the emails, tweets, and comments coming! Are you kidding me? I love it. I'm inclined to give you all my BlackBerry Messenger PIN so I can get it in real time...or invite you all to Google Wave so it can all be in one nice, neat place.

Also of note, Friday and Saturday are notoriously slow around these parts - our traffic dips to about 50% of our normal numbers, but last night and tonight were the HUGE, proving that Todd Bertuzzi wants TPL to succeed.

And since I know you're dying to know my responses to the above messages, here they are:


12/11 FACEBOOK (Clay) :: Life has ceased to have meaning.
12/11 TEXT (Mom) :: Ha! Probably. Its well-known that I'm among his biggest critics and he really does suck donkey nards most of the time. Six goals, BFD, there just happened to be two tonight.
12/11 EMAIL (Rob) :: Holy shitballs. Christ, how do I work this into TPL?
12/11 TWITTER (chollis/PioneerHall) :: I earned this crow -- I'll eat it like a champ. NOM NOM NOM. WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RIGHT BEFORE THE PODCAST?!
12/12 TEXT (Mom) :: Oh jeez, now what?
12/12 TEXT (Mom) :: I just read the box score. The night before taping the podcast. I'm screwed.
12/13 TWITTER (ScrappyOctopus) :: HA! Yup. I truly love that everyone's first thought when Todd Bertuzzi does something good is Michael Petrella. How gangsta.

December 12, 2009

12/12 :: Red Wings invade SMASHVILLE (Lame!)


srsly? lol...




WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
Saturday, December 12th, 2009, 8pm. The Red Wings visit the building formerly known as the Sommet Center. Oh you didn't hear? Sommet Group is in a dispute over the naming rights of the building. Insert sad trombone sound here.

WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
1. Chris Osgood returns to the pipes.
2. Todd Bertuzzi needs to score THREE to impress me now.
3. Looking for two in a row. That'd be swell.

NOW WHERE WERE WE?
The Wings and Predators met on November 23rd, with our Winged Wheelers losing 3-1. Drew Miller was the lone scorer, and Chris Osgood was the goaltender on record. The loss was the first of three in a row.

WHAT'S HAPPENED SINCE THEN
The Red Wings have gone 3-4-1, and lost their hottest goal-scorer in Danny Cleary. Ville Leino, who had become chained to the press box, is back on the ice out of necessity.

OH, HI AGAIN / MEMBA ME?!
Nothing has changed from last time: Andy Delmore is the only player in either system to spend time in the other.

BEST NAME NOMINEE
Patric Hornqvist

THEIR LAST GAMES
--Detroit beat the Ducks 3-2 in overtime on Friday.
--Nashville beat the Jackets 4-3 in a shootout on Thursday.

RECORDS
--Detroit Red Wings :: 15-11-5 (3rd in Central, 9th in West) :: 6-5-3 on the road
--Nashville Predators :: 18-11-2 (2nd in Central, 6th in West) :: 11-5-0 at home

PREDATORS YOU SHOULD KNOW
Jason Arnott :: Marin Erat :: Steve Sullivan :: Joel Ward :: Jordin Tootoo :: Ryan Suter :: Velociraptors :: Shea Weber :: Pekka Rinne

EXPECTED LINEUP
Datsyuk -- Zetterberg -- Holmstrom
Bertuzzi -- Abdelkader -- Leino
Draper -- Helm -- Eaves
Maltby -- Miller -- May

Lidstrom -- Rafalski
Stuart -- Ericsson
Lebda -- Meech

Osgood (starts)
Howard

Injury
Andreas "Kinda Looks Like My Cousin" Lilja
Johan "Kinda Looks Like This Bartender I Know" Franzen
Valtteri "Kinda Looks Like He Belongs on the Catwalk" Filppula
Jason "Kinda Looks Like a Chubby Barney Stinson" Williams
Niklas "Kinda Looks Like He'd Be In The Road" Kronwall
Dan "Kinda Looks Like He's Capable of Carjacking" Cleary

QUICK THOUGHTS
1. Todd Bertuzzi. For real? For real. If he can deliver another one like Friday, he'll begin chipping away at my hate for him (not really).
2. Chris Osgood needs to try REALLY hard and not mess the bed. Jimmy Howard has been in net for the last eight Red Wings wins. I'm SURE that pisses Osgood off. Play like you want it, Chris.
3. It's now been 28 games since Nick Lidstrom scored.
4. Leino can't coast. He still has to prove people wrong. So, keep contributing.
5. Pavel Datsyuk. Finish, please. That is all.

WHAT WE LEARNED vs. the Ducks
I learned how yummy crow is. Some folks will never let me live it down. And that's how it should be.

PRED WE COVET (JJ Special)
We picked Joel Ward last time, and that pick remains. As we all know, picking the Italian is second choice, but there aren't any on the Preds NHL roster. They have two prospects named Michael and Mark "I Don't Practice" Santorelli. But if I have to pick another actual Predator, I'm forced to go with Francis BOOYAH!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!


"And if the ref's not lookin', you can kick 'em a little..."

Well that was quite a third period, no? Homer absolutely buries a Ville Leino pass and Todd Bertuzzi gets the game-tying goal, and the game-winner in overtime. The fuck? Did I just write that? I think I blacked out momentarily. Life no longer has meaning: dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria.

I don't have a forgetting-how-to-piss story like Rob, but then again - someone at TPL must always be in control of their bodily functions. I can be that someone, friend.

TPL'S TAKE
1. Brian Rafalski took a puck to the face and needed stitches. Finally, he looked older than 11 (I mean, besides when his helmet's off and he looks 60). He returned to the game all Frankensteined up, and saved a sure goal with his stick. Later, Brad Stuart would swat a puck out of danger with his hand. Ericsson and Meech gave a combined effort (mentioned later). So, all the defensemen but Lebda and Lidstrom pulled goals out of their own net.
2. With the puck bouncing like a mofo in the first period, Jimmy Howard made some incredible saves, and despite physics teaching us otherwise, the puck stayed out of the net. Later, Johnny Ericsson and Derek Meech flung a puck out of danger on an eventual Duck penalty. The refs reviewed the play for no less than 6 hours, trying their damndest to make it 1-0 Ducks. But wait... it was a Duck penalty, so wouldn't the whistle have blown prior to a shot resulting in a potential goal? I'm confused. Then again, Todd Bertuzzi won the game, so clearly there's a Donnie Darko-like thing happening over the Joe right now. Don't question it, just enjoy it as the airplane engine drops onto your chest.
3. On the first Duck goal, Brett Lebda was hit by known behemoth and relentless punishing-body-checker Saku Koivu. Lebda labored, looking like maybe he dislocated his shoulder (or vagina), but couldn't get off the ice. Brett Lebda at 100% is like being shorthanded this season, so Brett Lebda hurting was a bad situation to be in, and the Ducks made it count.
4. Boy oh boy, Brad May is doing a hell of a job keeping the flies off, isn't he? 73% of the team is on IR, and then we all get to watch as Corey Perry (visor and all) jumps Justin Abdelkader. I can't help but think the locker room is full of goddamn flies. Get swingin', Brad.
5. Weak second Duck goal that's 100% on Jimmy Howard. He cheated off the post, giving a little daylight to Pre-Game Best Name Nominee Dan "Big Sexy" Sexton, who is red hot, scoring his third goal (and adding an assist) in only his fourth NHL game. Yet another Budd Lynch goal (last minute of play in the period), but Howard rebounded just fine, essentially playing a very complete game minus one brainfart.
6. Ville Leino made a beautiful pass to Tomas Holmstrom, who finally ended the home shutout streak just north of 140 minutes. Speaking of Tomas Holmstrom, I did some research - did you know he was the LAST Red Wing forward to take a faceoff? Datsyuk was waved out, and Homer looked like he wanted NO PART of taking over, but then realized it was Brad May on the other side and he probably didn't want it either. All of the other 15 forwards (May included) had taken a draw, as had Brad Stuart for some reason. For the record, Homer is 0-for-1 at the dot this season.
7. Homer had a great stick tonight. He actually stick-handled a bit and got shots on net. He looked fantastic. The opposite of a good stick is what Henrik Zetterberg had. He was the most dynamic player on the ice again, but his shots were way off the mark. And when I say way off, I mean like seven feet. While we're talking about sticks, how about Pavel Datsyuk breaking two sticks in one shift? Time for a new model, kiddo.
8. The Red Wings were on the power play NINE TIMES. Most of the time they looked like they belonged in a levitra ad they were so limp. Thankfully, Homer don't play dat and he gave the box score the equivalent of a jackrabbit humping. Boom, metaphor complete.
9. Datsyuk in the final seconds! NO! I'm mostly upset that he didn't save me from admitting Todd Bertuzzi was the hero tonight. Bastard.
10. Finally, I'll eat some crow (nom nom nom). Todd Bertuzzi. His first goal (the tying goal) was a bit dirty, but so-be-it. Throw trash at the net, sometimes a banana peel sneaks in. This time it did. Good on him. The overtime winner was what we need from him more often. ROOF IT, MUGGER!

REVISITING THE PRE-GAME QUICK THOUGHTS
1. Before the game, I said Leino needs a point. Boom, done. You're welcome, Ville.
2. We need Howard to keep playing well. He did. Minus the second goal. That was whack.
3. Abdelkader's making things happen on that second line. My only fault of his was his faceoff prowess (read: shitbox). How was he tonight, you ask? 1-for-5. So....awful.
4. Nick Lidstrom needed a goal. He didn't get one. Maybe tonight, Nick.
5. Pav and Z need to lead. Zetterberg looked like he was tired of delivering cold pizza every night (not a sex metaphor), but Pavel REALLY didn't look so super. He still dangles better than anyone else on the planet, but come on, man. Seriously.

What's next?
The Red Wings travel to "SMASHVILLE," for a game against the Predators on Saturday. For the record "SMASHVILLE" is the lamest self-appointed nickname in a long line of lame self-appointed nicknames.

Photo Credit: Carlos Osorio, AP